Saturday 25 July 2009

The unbearable grossness of being

It seems that Emmanuelle had eaten something very wrong that had an infection as a result; and our son, eager to celebrate his 0th birthday decided to find the exit 5 weeks early because of this. And there he was, on Sunday morning 10:22. It was and 'interesting' experience as the doctors had to retrieve Kieran by Caesarean.

A C-section is a scary thing, there's about 8 people in the operating room who talk English, but you don't quite get what they're saying. It's like two nerds debating the advantages of different Operating Systems... Just techno-babble. It is done quickly (15 mins all in all). Once done the doctors insist on showing the baby to us.

Well, let me tell you: No, it doesn't look cuddly, cute or even remotely nice. It looks like an evil purple alien, slimy, bloody, ugly and yes... gross. (seen the movie Alien?) Unfortunately, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Yes, it only takes 10 minutes to clean up the baby, and turn it into the cute little thing our genes have been designed to love, but until then I'd recommend any father not to look. Just look at your wife or look away. It's like medusa, don't look at your child directly but wait till they clean it up. That feeling is a good one, the first one is not.

So, now what?
Well Kieran will stay in the hospital for a few weeks to come. He is doing very very well as is his mother. Emma is a pretty strong woman and she's already been discharged from the hospital.